If you are visibly graying . . . I'm not trying to talk to you.
If you are rolling with one (1) or more children . . . I'm not trying to talk to you.
If you just asked me for money for the bus that for some reason costs $4 today, even though you just came from the VA hospital and you show me your inhaler . . . you're not getting my number so you can pay me back.
If you ask me if I'm Spanish and I tell you I'm half Japanese and half white and you follow up by saying that you love all Filipinos. . . I'm not trying to talk to you.
And especially, if you just got shot on the Eastside and have the bandage to prove it, even if it was a case of mistaken identity. . . I'm not trying to talk you.
If you violate 80% of these rules and are still rockin' the free world . . .that's some chutzpah. . .but I'm still not trying to talk you!
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